Amazon's Woke Lord of the Rings

We knew it was coming! Woke liberal corporation Amazon's Lord of the Rings-based TV series will feature black and Asian hobbits, as well as empowered feminist women. The only question still to be answered is how many elves will be homosexual or transgender.

Tolkien's classic was written quite consciously in order to provide the English-speaking peoples of the world with an inspirational mythology, designed specifically to speak to and about us. So it's all too logical for the anti-white liberal elite to take a wrecking-ball to it.

Lenny Henry has revealed the forthcoming Amazon TV series will be more diverse than the Peter Jackson movies - in which the only dark creatures are evil orcs.

The award-winning actor is set to play a hobbit in the show.

The forthcoming series is based on JRR Tolkien’s book The Silmarillion.

“What’s notable about this run of the books, it’s a prequel to the age that we’ve seen in the films and books,” he told BBC Radio 4.

“It’s about the early days of the Shire and of Tolkien’s environment, so we’re an indigenous population of Harfoots, we’re hobbits but we’re called Harfoots. We’re multi-cultural, we’re a tribe not a race, so there are Black, Asian and brown, even Maori types within it.

Lenny Henry

The actor also says that there is stronger female representation as well.

“There’s a very strong female presence in this, there are going to be female heroes in this evocation of the story, and there are going to be little people as usual,” he added.

Don't be surprised. This is total war after all.

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